I cant poop without poopouri?

I feel very ashamed to go if I do not carry my bottle of PooPouri( vanilla lavender but would use the citrus if necesssary). I have anxiety over running out. I use 8 sprays instead of 5. Am I normal?
Also I think people who dont use Poopouri are very uncouth. ?

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Based on 14 votes (1 yes)
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  • Sunshinegirl

    If you walk on your ass you may develop poopcorns.

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    • leggs91200

      haw haw haw haw haw haw

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  • libertybell

    I was gifted some poopori several years ago, and I have never used it. I like aerosol air fresheners.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Never heard of it. I wanna try.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Matches work too.

    Ironically your judgement of others only perpetuates your own stigma of pooping. You will never get over this fear.

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  • I can't poop without looking at the I'm poopin cat from icanhascheezburger

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  • litelander8

    I’m taking a shit right now. There’s poopouri right behind me and I never use it.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Haha iin users on the toilet unite

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      • litelander8

        I’m on here whilst takin a poo. AGAIN. 😂

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Hahaha you probably waited to reply to me. I was on here literally 3 minutes ago taking a shit but now I'm on my bed. When I got your notice tho I was on the toilet :)

          oMg wE hAvE suCh GOoD cHemiTrY!

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          • litelander8

            You’re a nut. It may be true!

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              Oh really? I think your sexy too

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