I can't get no satisfaction...on dating apps

I get where ur coming from mate.Little tip women are geting inboxed all the time incessantly so to catch a particular broad's attention you have to post something corny and funny or outrageous or something analogous to her interests e.g you could say ' i saw the best upsexy ever today'
To which she will naturaly ask what is up sexy? From there the ball is in ur court you can spin it however u like.Just keep it cool and be relaxed.
Hope i've helped a bit mate.Cher'