I came in my gf's hair while she was crying

Well aren't you a charmer.

And then what happened?

i think satan did the same to you when you were a child

I'll pray that it doesn't seep inside the brain and cause a brain tumour. Or a trauma.

You're a good boyfriend.

How can us crying possibly be a turn on? And if my bf saw me crying and thought masterbating was a better use of his time than comforting me well he would be an ex like that

I dont believe you. It is kind of a turn on when girls cry tho.

Not normal. I'd assume traumatizing/ annoying for her. Hilarious for you.

Farking little spider man