I largely agree to the principle idea even though how you implement it is dangerous! A man's fapping-logic can be confusing.. Dangerous to assume all porn in his history is actually fapped upon! Imagine someone sending him a link like "hey bro, wtf dude, look at those BSDM midgets and how that girl is drenched in animal spunk! I dare you to watch that shit till the end bro"..
And then you, the innocent and 180 degrees open minded GF chose to surprise him on his birthday by realizing what you think is his ultimate fantasy.
I admit, if my wife surprised me with a 2 girls one cup reenactment I'd projectile-vomit all over them. (which probably makes this hypothetical scene even more of a turn-on by those in to the scatcupsharing concept)
tip: when seeing a whole bunch of history addresses timed quickly in succession, you can safely bet that the first 90% were "ow godda... wtf granny milfs? grr. next link, argh! despite the title looking so promising it is a blue waffle all over again thing! Next one, hopefully this will be the elusive grail of smut to finish my quest for a climax". Also take care because what we deem horny and kinky before climax can be equally disgusting and sickening after climax. "Can't believe I came to that.. I hope I'll have suppressed this memory before meeting my old granny and her pet gerbils".
Cool story bro.
However, everything that he looks at we pretty much share in common. We are very honest about our fetishes.
I would never sexually surprise him unless it was something we previously talked about.
.. And something about midget porn.. I know he'd never "fap" to 1 video. His searches are one video after another, and very specific, somewhat repetitive as far as he uses only three or four websites. Also, his friends are not that kind of immature; it sounds like you're describing 17 year olds finding out porn on the internet.
I suggest you ask questions before you assume you know 'what will happen' if I'm a completely ignorant idiot.
This is the best answer ever. Im gonna copy paste this and straight send it to my girl, because she always asks what I wank to if shes not home. And sometimes its hard to explain some links from the history.
I browse my bfs phone history and get super horny
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I largely agree to the principle idea even though how you implement it is dangerous! A man's fapping-logic can be confusing.. Dangerous to assume all porn in his history is actually fapped upon! Imagine someone sending him a link like "hey bro, wtf dude, look at those BSDM midgets and how that girl is drenched in animal spunk! I dare you to watch that shit till the end bro"..
And then you, the innocent and 180 degrees open minded GF chose to surprise him on his birthday by realizing what you think is his ultimate fantasy.
I admit, if my wife surprised me with a 2 girls one cup reenactment I'd projectile-vomit all over them. (which probably makes this hypothetical scene even more of a turn-on by those in to the scatcupsharing concept)
tip: when seeing a whole bunch of history addresses timed quickly in succession, you can safely bet that the first 90% were "ow godda... wtf granny milfs? grr. next link, argh! despite the title looking so promising it is a blue waffle all over again thing! Next one, hopefully this will be the elusive grail of smut to finish my quest for a climax". Also take care because what we deem horny and kinky before climax can be equally disgusting and sickening after climax. "Can't believe I came to that.. I hope I'll have suppressed this memory before meeting my old granny and her pet gerbils".
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Cool story bro.
However, everything that he looks at we pretty much share in common. We are very honest about our fetishes.
I would never sexually surprise him unless it was something we previously talked about.
.. And something about midget porn.. I know he'd never "fap" to 1 video. His searches are one video after another, and very specific, somewhat repetitive as far as he uses only three or four websites. Also, his friends are not that kind of immature; it sounds like you're describing 17 year olds finding out porn on the internet.
I suggest you ask questions before you assume you know 'what will happen' if I'm a completely ignorant idiot.
This is the best answer ever. Im gonna copy paste this and straight send it to my girl, because she always asks what I wank to if shes not home. And sometimes its hard to explain some links from the history.
A good way to tell, is if the same sexual thing keeps showing up in history
Over and over and over again haha