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I used to get really excited about jumping into my cozy bed. Then one night I jumped in it and the slats underneath broke. Now I sleep on a tilted mattress and I slide down during the night, causing my underwear to ride up my butt crack. I no longer enjoy my bed. Every night I am sad instead of happy. Because I am too fat to deserve a simple pleasure in life.
Put the mattress on the floor. That'll work fine until you're so fat that jumping into bed breaks the floorboards.
are yall too dumb to measure the slat and git a new one at home depot?
i bet if yall asks nicely theyll cut it to length even
Fix the damn thing. Pine boards cane be bought at any lumberyard, and if you take an intact one, the will probably cut to fit for you.
Is it the bed frame or the box spring that busted?
If nothing else, maybe stack some bricks or something along the broke part for support until you can do a more proper fix.
But about the original post content -
One might read this and think it is a joke or tongue in cheek because the OP is talking about "underwear riding up butt crack" but let me tell you - fat people say worse things about themselves than anyone else.
I have a friend who is rather large and sometimes I have to stop myself from cracking up with the comments she makes about her weight and she isn't even trying to be funny.
I once dated a man so fat he kept his bed up with cinder blocks...but then he broke my car. It's probably time to lose a bit of weight.
Lmao- the nitty gritty of being fat. Your bed slats were probably a little weak, and jumping in was more than they could take.
I dunno how big you are, but jumping on it is probably more what caused the problem than your weight.