I am sexually aroused by the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Well, it started as a kid growing up in the 80s. I was always a fan of turtles as an animal, and as such, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was my favorite show on TV at the time. It was action packed, and I loved it. My sexual arousement didn't come until I hit age 15, when I had found myself constantly being rejected by the opposite gender and at times, even the same gender. I felt like a social outcast, with no hope of finding anybody. During this depression, I took to watching old Ninja Turtles VHS tapes my dad and uncles had bought for me. As I slowly began watching through the tapes, something inside myself had awaken, some sick freak who got off by watching the heroes in a half-shell fight crime. Most kids were horny for April O'Neil...I was horny for Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael and my favorite, Leonardo.

Something about their strong muscles and their odd features just turned me on after a while. Fast forward about 20 years later, and I still find myself wanting to just go through the TV and having sex with the ninja turtles, as both the pitcher and the catcher. Every day, I masturbate to pictures of Ninja Turtles at least 2 or 3 times. I have bought every single Ninja Turtles toy to come out in the past few years and each and every one of them has served the purpose of being a sex toy. I have even gone so far as to find real turtles, purchase them, and make little construction paper masks with the colors red, blue, purple and orange to help recreate the objects of my fetish. And then I rub my penis on their bodies. The ninja turtles have ruined my life to point where having sex with various women and men does nothing for me. I can only get off on the pizza-eating turtles.

Is this normal? Can it be cured? Please, help me.