I am married to an imaginary girl

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  • Hold on - aren't you married to a tornado?

    Or is that some other fool who doesn't know how to use the carriage return key?

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    • I bet the tornado gave wonderful blow jobs...

      HUUUUUUUUUUU HU HU HU HU HU!

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      • That reminds me of the story (one of those "friend of a friend of a friend..." stories) about the guy who had a girl go down on him, and she started trying to blow up his dick like a balloon.

        Actually, given the bloody stupid slang term, I'm sure that has really happened more than once. It seems very strange that it isn't commonly called a "suck jobs".

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        • HAHHHAHAHA!

          You know when I was first learning about all this and someone explained what a "blow job" was, Yeah I thought, "Well they are not blowing, they are sucking"

          Should be called a suck job for sure.

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    • I'm the one who's married to a tornado and also I am a female. The person in this post is a guy (or a lesbian) I'm not

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