I am married to an imaginary girl

4 years ago one morning I fantasied that I meet a random girl on the street. We get to know to each other and we realize that we are born on the same date. We thought that we might be separated twins. She invited me at her home the other day so we can talk more. Then we celebrated our birthday together. Then we took a DNA test and of course it turned out that we aren't even related. We realized that we have many things in common and not just our birthday. We both love music, we suffer from the same problem and we are both interested in sex. She told me that she has few friends, have trouble communicating with people and never had a boyfriend just like I do. I told her that I have fallen in love with her and I want her to be the mother of my children and then she told me her big secret. She told me that she has uterus malformation and she was told that she can't have children. She didn't even have periods. I was saddened by this but I told her that I will love her no matter of that because she was the person that I dreamed to encounter. She started crying and hugged me. We decided to have sex next week. First time for both. We did it. I came to her home and we of course before we wanted to do some foreplay. I pulled down her black leggings and underwear and started to sniff and lick her asshole. She liked it and said that she wanted to than me for that with a blowjob. I let her to do so. I was too horny because that never happened to me, couldn't last long and I accidentally came in her mouth. I apologized but she told me that it's not a problem and she liked the taste of my cum and swallowed it. Then I said that one orgasm doesn't mean that it's all over for today and I will fuck her. Of course after some time I pulled down her leggings on the front this time, took them off from her and I started licking her pussy. We went completely naked then and I fucked her. After about 7 minutes I came again this time in her pussy. I did it knowing that she can never get pregnant. That was my first fantasy from one morning. I was fascinated by this fantasy so much that I decide that this will be from now on my imaginary girlfriend. After the first time we started having regular sex sessions. Once every week. Since April 2018 we started going out together. In October 2018 we started living together and in June 2019 we married. We started having sex more often - every day. And up to this day we have sex, we live together and we go out together. In reality I am alone but I am imagining that she is with me.

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Comments ( 19 )
  • Boojum

    Hold on - aren't you married to a tornado?

    Or is that some other fool who doesn't know how to use the carriage return key?

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    • leggs91200

      I bet the tornado gave wonderful blow jobs...

      HUUUUUUUUUUU HU HU HU HU HU!

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      • Boojum

        That reminds me of the story (one of those "friend of a friend of a friend..." stories) about the guy who had a girl go down on him, and she started trying to blow up his dick like a balloon.

        Actually, given the bloody stupid slang term, I'm sure that has really happened more than once. It seems very strange that it isn't commonly called a "suck jobs".

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        • leggs91200

          HAHHHAHAHA!

          You know when I was first learning about all this and someone explained what a "blow job" was, Yeah I thought, "Well they are not blowing, they are sucking"

          Should be called a suck job for sure.

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    • Tinybird

      I'm the one who's married to a tornado and also I am a female. The person in this post is a guy (or a lesbian) I'm not

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  • a-curious-bunny

    That sounds depressing man

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  • BatterMilk

    As long as nobody is being harmed, by all accounts this is normal. By the way it all comes down to how happy you are with your life. Don't let people dictate the life you need to live, rather live the life you want to live.

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  • Mini69

    So you wank off a lot stimulated by your own imagination of a naked woman who doesn’t exist. You sound like a real jerk.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Nope, you're actually not married to anyone, this all in your mind.

    I sense a lot of maladaptive daydreaming at best here.

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    • leggs91200

      The OP is demonstrating QUALITY trolling!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yep. This whole thing is definitely a badly written troll fantasy post. XD

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        • leggs91200

          My love life is so shitty that my imaginary lover cheated on me.

          I thought it was bad when my imaginary friend stole my air guitar but this cheating is just... I don't even know.

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          • Boojum

            Haul out your imaginary bazooka and waste both those worthless imaginary bastards.

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  • horny_simpletons

    Have you ever considered writing books? I'm serious, you have a very colorful imagination.

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  • Somenormie

    Bro just get a real one. Real ones are better than imaginary.

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  • Tinybird

    And also I'm a girl and I've never had a boyfriend. But I'm only attracted to tornadoes and turned on by tornadoes now. So I married one called Gustav and he swirls his horizontal suction vortex around inside me at full speed and fills me with his precipitation, and Idc if people think it's weird he is like my mascot and I even made a plushie of him and fucked the plushie of him and ohhh damn I've said too much.... I hope nobody who knows me knows I commented that here >//< because everybody I know, knows about my tornado husband

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  • Tinybird

    I mean I'm married to an "imaginary" tornado. So no you're not weird

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  • Tommythecaty

    Nothing, this post is a post about nothing.

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  • anabnormal_guy

    i have an imaginary girlfriend, not wife yet, In reality I never had a true girlfriend,
    we suffer from the same problems
    we don't have same birthday (April and September) age is my age - 1

    and now I can't believe that she is just an imagination and I am lonely..

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