I am a sperm dog. Women can't resist me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago | pl

    Hahaha! He can be pretty feisty, but when he's tired he sleeps like a baby.

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    • richardgerecameinmyass
      7 years ago | pl

      I have not taken a dump yet today. Have you taken your morning quintuple dump yet?

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago | pl

        I just birthed a massive mud-snake about an hour ago, it was a multi flush dump. I was afraid I was gonna have to go get the plunger. It was pretty hardcore. I think Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse would have described it as a pretty brutal dump.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago | pl

      That's because you have the touch.

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago | pl

        I guess I do, I dunno.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago | pl

          Don't worry, you do. I would know. Women tell me that my touch makes them sleep like a baby as well.

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