Um okay, my man has mostly blond hair on his head, but red hair on other parts of his body. I guess you could say he's a strawberry blond which I love because it's like the best of both worlds for me.
I just birthed a massive mud-snake about an hour ago, it was a multi flush dump. I was afraid I was gonna have to go get the plunger. It was pretty hardcore. I think Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse would have described it as a pretty brutal dump.
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Um okay, my man has mostly blond hair on his head, but red hair on other parts of his body. I guess you could say he's a strawberry blond which I love because it's like the best of both worlds for me.
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Is he an animal that you want to tame?
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Hahaha! He can be pretty feisty, but when he's tired he sleeps like a baby.
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I have not taken a dump yet today. Have you taken your morning quintuple dump yet?
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I just birthed a massive mud-snake about an hour ago, it was a multi flush dump. I was afraid I was gonna have to go get the plunger. It was pretty hardcore. I think Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse would have described it as a pretty brutal dump.
That's because you have the touch.
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I guess I do, I dunno.
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Don't worry, you do. I would know. Women tell me that my touch makes them sleep like a baby as well.
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*speaks in annoying Martha Stewart voice*
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It's a good thing!