I am a douchebag despite my best intentions

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is it normal that i am a douchebag no matter how hard i try not to be? i resolve not to be...i make plans not to be...yet probably half of what i say is the wrong thing...half of my life is what i'd call a living abortion. i have streaks of being at the right place at the right time, but i also have many instances where i am doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. i don't want to be this way. i feel like douchebag is just part of my dna. if i could magically turn into the type of person i truly want to be, i think by my age, i would have done it by now. the worst thing is, that i have douchebag relapses sometimes. i can go for three or four years where i have relatively little regrets, and then suddenly i'm back to douchebaggery for what seems like an entire year...and i never stop regretting those crappy douchebaggy years...i just wish to help my friends and lovers be happy for the most part, but i feel like i fail at that more than half the time. lately i've been failing myself as well...more so than usual.

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  • firetruck
    13 years ago

    At least you have guilt. That's a good sign.

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  • dco
    13 years ago

    Dude i know what you mean and i gotta say the fact that your aware and ashamed of your douche baggarey means your really a good person i don't know what douche bag things your doing but it could be do to who you associate with or you could just put your foot in your mouth too much in either case you should be able to overcome it an become happy in your own skin

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  • stomp.com.sg
    13 years ago

    Once a douchebag, always a douchebag. Be proud of it.

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  • Echoes
    13 years ago

    I like people your type, they have the purest kind of hearts.

    For the record, what you consider stupid and embarrassing could be so normal and nobody really minds it. Dude, go easy on yourself.

    Sorry, the way you described your problem made me smile. You seem to be a funny person;"douchebaggy years" :) had a few of those myself.

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  • thatkidwhodoesmath
    12 years ago

    It is not normal, but easily fixed. I was once in the same position for spraying Febreze on a friend's pillow, but she totally deserved it.

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  • derker
    13 years ago

    I didn't read any of your story, but I would suggest the answer to your problem is to shit in your hat.

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    • SweetSherry
      12 years ago

      Hahahaha "shit in your hat" I didn't read it either too long

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