I accidentally trapped my willy in a door

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Hi there, an hour ago I was about to take my pet dog Willy for a walk when I accidentally trapped his tail in my front door, it's not bleeding but the poor little thing looks like he's in a lot of pain. The problem is that he was my ex-girlfriends pet Chihuahua and I'm quite embarrassed about owning such a girly dog,(I'm 6"2 and 16st!!), thats why I take the ugly little thing for a walk late at night! Anyway I was wondering if there are any late night vets open in the Middlesbrough area?

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  • heckleBucker
    7 years ago | pl

    Stroke your willy until it feels better.

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  • CarcassVomit
    7 years ago | pl

    Chihuahua? That's a rat, not a dog.

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  • thegypsysailor
    7 years ago | pl

    Wow, what a disappointment! I thought this post was going to be about your old Willi jeep getting caught in the garage door. I thought you were a man of true class and taste, but come to find out you have a Chihuahua instead. Oh horrors of disappointment! lol

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    • dirtybirdy
      7 years ago | pl

      I absolutely love the old Willys. Such a sexy little thang it was. The wagons and pickups too. Love love love them!!!

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  • BigRascal
    7 years ago | pl

    Sounds like you have a very small willy, which makes it even more unusual that you managed to trap it in a door.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago | pl

    My ex was a weirdo...

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago | pl

    You willy wanker.

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  • Mytwin295
    7 years ago | pl

    What kind of person names their dog Willy?

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