I’m scared to poop

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I’m scared to poop as if someone hears me I get really weirded out 😫😫

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  • pngn3
    4 years ago | pl

    i live in your toilet your shit quiet af dont worry

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    Well... Thats enough IIN for me today

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago | pl

    Always know that I'm behind your door ears pressed to the door hearing all of your business.

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  • McBean
    4 years ago | pl

    Live poop cams are watching you. Your naked bum is already visible to the world on poopcam.com

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    Don’t worry. I only hide inside your toilet bowl and watch you poop on weekends. Just shit during a week day.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago | pl

    You don't want to alert the aliens you're human so it's normal.

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  • CozmoWank
    4 years ago | pl

    Do scary poop monsters come out of your ass?

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago | pl

    I am going to be the most hated person on this thread for this but -
    How funny would it be if the OP were trying to take a dump in peace and someone stood outside the stall or restroom and said real loud, "I don't hear anything coming out!"

    Let the hatred begin!

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  • dirtybirdy
    4 years ago | pl

    Sooo...you're full of shit, eh?

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  • LOLFanProductions
    4 years ago | pl

    Pooping is a bodily function though! I don't understand why people get embarrassed when they go pee or poop?!

    Humans are weird

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago | pl

    The KGB, CIA, FBI, MI6, Stasi, NBA and PETA are all spying on you, watching you shit. Be afraid... be very afraid...

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago | pl

    When my friends are over I poop with the door open so the smell wafts through :')

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    I'm sure that can be embarrassing, especially in public if you are a loud pooper. Scared isn't really the word I would use.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      4 years ago | pl

      A loud pooper? Wtf is that

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        A family member has a colon problem that makes her a perpetual loud pooper. It sounds like a loud drawn out fart whenever she goes and theres leftover shitstains on the sides of the bowl. And the smell is g-o-d-a-w-f-u-l.

        Tmi?

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago | pl

        People that make loud grunting noises OR if they let a lot of farts when crapping.
        Here is something you probably did not want to know - women are typically "loud poopers". Men try to be quiet about it but women have no shame.

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  • Irisprism
    4 years ago | pl

    Stephen King and a picture of Freddy Krueger's razor glove springing out of the toilet bowl had my butt cheeks clenched for about a week so you're not alone dude. Or is it the fear of accidentally shiting out your colon? If you're embarrassed by other people knowing that you're taking a s***just wait till they're not around or just do it is a form of anxiety that's why you're afraid was not going to get better until you just do it.

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