How would you treat your Girlfriend?

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  • pisspotpeehole
    11 years ago | pl

    She has to:
    1. Slob the knob
    2. Watch for the cops
    3. Observe proper hygiene
    4. Occasionally break out the accordion (see Joan on "Mad Men", way hot)

    If she fails to honor the Four Tenets of Girlfriend Bushido, then it's ON!!!

    Which means she has to wear a party hat and play "Happy Birthday" on a kazoo while getting farted on.

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