speaking of nonsensical pickup lines, I wanted to use this one last winter: "You know I've never had a girl reject me for her number. Would you like to be the first?"
you see, given how cocky the first line sounds, most would instinctively want to say no. And a no means she is actually agreeing to give me her number. Now if she doesn't give me it, I will pull out my phone and reveal how I have our conversation recorded, and threaten to take her to court if she doesn't honor her word. It's the perfect trap!
How would you react if someone said this to you?
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speaking of nonsensical pickup lines, I wanted to use this one last winter: "You know I've never had a girl reject me for her number. Would you like to be the first?"
you see, given how cocky the first line sounds, most would instinctively want to say no. And a no means she is actually agreeing to give me her number. Now if she doesn't give me it, I will pull out my phone and reveal how I have our conversation recorded, and threaten to take her to court if she doesn't honor her word. It's the perfect trap!
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ReginaFalange
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That's so not creepy at all, i'd marry you.
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only if the wedding's in italy...
in a dark alley