How would you like to get murdered?

There's no "other" option motherfucker (;

stabbed 9
strangled 7
get pushed off a cliff 20
get attacked by commies 1
someone cutting your cock off 6
drowning 3
rabid dogs 0
a soldier killing you 25
a zombie pushing their fingers through your eyes. 5
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Comments ( 23 )
  • disthing

    Injected with heroin slowly until I pass out, whilst being kissed and cuddled by some girl I love.

    Weird, but if I'm gonna go, I imagine that'd be a nice way to end things.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      Somehow you've made dying sound actually quite enjoyable

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  • thr

    Pushed off a cliff. It could be a thrilling fall, and I reckon death would be quite instant, if the landing is done the right way.

    Cutting of someone's dick isn't really going to cause them to die.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I'd go the clichè horror way, ticking all the boxes. First, go camping, while there I'd show somebody a picture of my family, then smoke a joint followed by sex which is unfortunatly cut short due to a dude with a chainsaw

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  • Something_Recognizable.

    Expanding to the point of death. In general, Space.

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  • Shroot

    Other

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  • Gonfaloniere

    Pushed off a magic carpet

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  • gummy_jr

    Quickly

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  • Well, killed by a soldeir is open to interpretation, it could be a bullet through the head, etc.

    However I would like my face and body to not be too mangled so my appearance is not effected when people last see me, so strangled.

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  • Crvsades

    It's ok OP, we live in a time where even losers like you are accepted in society. No reason to be angry.

    Here. Have a bone.

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    • Who's OP?

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      • Crvsades

        Some retard who's hating on others because his/her own life sucks.

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  • Goodvibrations

    This is going to sound so weird but I've always romanticised the idea of being shot, it just seems like a really exciting way to die...So I picked the soldier.

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  • megababe

    Zombie apocalypse!

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  • Imsupernormal

    NONE

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Gerard Way slowly eating my flesh.

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  • dom180

    No thanks.

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  • green_boogers

    I'd choose a barbituate overdose. Second choice would be forced dehydration.

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  • Kesk

    Naked lady avalanche..

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  • RoseIsabella

    None of the above. I want to be killed with kindness.
    :-P

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    death by snusnu

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      Leauge of gentlemen refrence?

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Was hoping it'd say, "Someone sucking your cock off."

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