How would you get someone pregnant in 24 hours?

If you had 24 hours to get someone pregnant, and you didn't have a girlfriend or wife, how would you do it? I need good suggestions.

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  • Nikclaire

    To my knowledge, it would only take between 2 and 10 minutes to get a woman pregnant.

    I think you are asking "how on earth could I ever get a women to agree to fuck me."

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  • Mammal-lover

    Find someone who wants to get pregnant and bring them to a sperm bank

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  • Fugazi,again

    Have sex with her

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i could git someone pregnant in 1 1/2 minutes

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  • bigbudchonga

    Break into a sperm bank and "deposit" into other peoples donations.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Assuming you'll be getting a stranger to do it, why would you? She could track you down, get child support from you, and potentially ruin you financially. Your idea is a waste of time and money. Why such a hurry anyway? Just wait until you find a partner and have dated her for a few years. XD

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  • --

    -Post an add.
    -Go to a pub and find some drunk ugly bitch, take her home and cum inside her.
    -Buy a doctors costume, hang out in the ward where they do Pap smears, have a jar of my juice on ice, put it on my hands and put it in when I have a chance.
    -rape.
    -Offer money.
    -cum on mates sisters tampon and hope sperm survives long enough
    -accidentally slip and fall with my cock out cumming ontop of friends mother (this probably comes back to rape)

    I don't endorse anything I have said, nor encourage or recommend. This is clearly to entertain you question.

    HAVE A GOOD DAAAAY

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  • Boojum

    Bizarre question, and way too lacking in details for a sensible answer, so I'll share an anecdote from my life.

    My wife and I met online, and after exchanging emails and phone calls for a couple of weeks, we decided to meet. Being a gentleman who made no assumptions about what would happen, I booked two rooms in a hotel in the Scottish Highlands for a weekend. I flew in from Italy where I was living; she got a flight from The Netherlands. Things progressed extremely rapidly, and we ended up naked in bed about four hours after we met.

    I asked about birth control. She said she wasn't on the pill any longer because she'd been single. I offered to use a condom, but said I hated the damn things. She said that was fine and she'd get the morning-after pill the following Monday when she was back in The Netherlands. Lots of enjoyable messing around ensued. We agreed to meet up again, we both flew back to our respective homes and she got aforesaid pill.

    A few weeks later when we were together in Italy, her period didn't arrive and a test showed she was pregnant.

    I've always believed that she was pregnant with our daughter less than twelve hours after we first met. We've agreed that, when the time is right in a few years, we will thoroughly embarrass (and hopefully scare the shit out of) our daughter by telling her this little tale.

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    • howaminotmyself

      Fun anecdotes, but I think you will gross her out more than scare her.

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      • Boojum

        Entirely possible, but all that matters to her mum and me is that she gets the message that she needs to be very careful.

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        • howaminotmyself

          A friend of mine had a mother who was a midwife, she would show her daughter's boyfriends pictures of women giving birth. They were very careful if not traumatized a bit.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Hmmm what fast one are you tryna pull mate?

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  • Aethylfritha

    Go on a breeders website( im sure there is such a thing) and find a woman who is ovulating?

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  • LloydAsher

    Impossible for me 🤣. Sterility sought to that.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Dont pull out

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