How to massage my butt in 5 min.

Lately I have been wanting to massage my butt and I need good tips for a 5 minute massage on the butt someone please give me tips

Thanks.
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Comments ( 17 )
  • gummy_jr

    Shove a butt plug in it

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  • Avant-Garde

    You gotta twerk!

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    • RoseIsabella

      When in doubt, twerk it out!

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      • Avant-Garde

        True twerk!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Show em what you're working with!

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          • Avant-Garde

            Don't you mean "twerking with"?

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            • RoseIsabella

              Aww yeah!

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Get a massage chair. Just position yourself or sumthin.

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  • seekelp

    Use a blender.

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  • dinz

    Taylor Swifting. Google it if you don't know what it is. But I have heard it works.

    Apparently it works best on a coarse surface like rough clement.

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  • mlbryan44

    I will do your bum with my tongue!

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  • green_boogers

    Do your ass with an electric toothbrush

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  • howaminotmyself

    Lay on a tennis ball and roll around.

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  • daydreamer394

    I'll do yours if you do mine.

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    • Johnmcgeever

      How where and when

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      • daydreamer394

        Name the time, the place, and your preferred method.

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  • daydreamer394

    LOL.

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