How to have my first gf

Well, from what I've learned attracting the women you want isn't about your looks, although if you're good looking more women will want to talk to you initially. It's not about how much money you make, what kinda car you drive, or how big your house is. These things may attract certain women, but not great ones.

Here's what you can do:

Many women are attracted to guys who are passionate about things. If you haven't already, work on finding a career that's interesting. Try different things and find what you like. Set goals for yourself in your career and in your personal life.

Try to put yourself in activities that interest you and give you the opportunity to meet people. Start by introducing yourself to people. Even if it's short conversations, people will appreciate this and respect you. Create small talk and make an effort to get to know people. Not saying you have to be the most charismatic person, but try your best to make an effort. By doing so, this can increase your social circle, which means more opportunities to meet women.

If you can figure these things out, along the way you will like yourself more and develop confidence, which is also a very attractive quality. Don't try to do all this at once. Otherwise, you will fail. Focus on one thing at a time and realize you're not gonna figure these things out overnight. It actually took me years just to understand this. However, if and when you do, you WILL have options.

Get a hooker.

get off the internet and work on your social skills.

Buy a sex doll!! She could be your first girlfriend!!

Ignore the guy who said get off the internet, get on it and make a tinder or something

How does one make it to 26 without ever having had some kind of G/F?

hang out a café or something?

Go to the gym