The best way I've found is to include this meal every day:
Boil 12 eggs, shell them, mix with beans, habenors, white pepper, pepper sauce, green peppers, bunch of dried onions, 60 cloves of garlic, as much liquid smoke as you
can stand, cumin, tantalising tumiric, chilli powder, wash down with james ready beer, or pabst blue rbbon at least two. Then have 2 cups of yoghurt a day.
I then take a ladder and position it slightly in front of the toilet, climb up so I am owling over the toilet. And just explode everywhere Add some corn into the chilli as well for colourful chunks and the icing on the cake is take flax seeds and some corn and make little balls small enough to shallow easily. Then your body can't digest them, so the whole time building up the grand event you smell like sewage and just gag everyone out of house and home. Then as you approach climax owl over that ladder and this allows a lot more force you will spray everywhere the walls the floor, toilet and sink best to do at a friends house or public place. if the ask why you are bring a ladder with you say a light bulb was out. Public place you could be staff or just bought it and no one is gonna lay a finger on my ladder. Then the final grace of shit sparying every where comes from the gatling gun effect of those indgestable balls firing into the toilet as huge waves of water come up but as you are posistioned in front you shouldn't have blow back. Happy shitting y'all. If you want clean poop eat lots of fiber and avoid foods that make you runny.
How to drop a proper deuce
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The best way I've found is to include this meal every day:
Boil 12 eggs, shell them, mix with beans, habenors, white pepper, pepper sauce, green peppers, bunch of dried onions, 60 cloves of garlic, as much liquid smoke as you
can stand, cumin, tantalising tumiric, chilli powder, wash down with james ready beer, or pabst blue rbbon at least two. Then have 2 cups of yoghurt a day.
I then take a ladder and position it slightly in front of the toilet, climb up so I am owling over the toilet. And just explode everywhere Add some corn into the chilli as well for colourful chunks and the icing on the cake is take flax seeds and some corn and make little balls small enough to shallow easily. Then your body can't digest them, so the whole time building up the grand event you smell like sewage and just gag everyone out of house and home. Then as you approach climax owl over that ladder and this allows a lot more force you will spray everywhere the walls the floor, toilet and sink best to do at a friends house or public place. if the ask why you are bring a ladder with you say a light bulb was out. Public place you could be staff or just bought it and no one is gonna lay a finger on my ladder. Then the final grace of shit sparying every where comes from the gatling gun effect of those indgestable balls firing into the toilet as huge waves of water come up but as you are posistioned in front you shouldn't have blow back. Happy shitting y'all. If you want clean poop eat lots of fiber and avoid foods that make you runny.
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This is the reason why I dont eat beans.