How to convince my grandma or mom to sleep with me?

31 year old male 48th and my grandma's 66. And I want to have sex with them. Help.

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Based on 112 votes (38 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • charli.m

    Sounds like someone fucked a close relative along the line, cos you came out retarded.

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    • Drugsmoker666

      Retarted incest porn probably pays better than either one singularly. just saying

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      • COCKSUCKERS

        Adam and Eve were related and their offspring ever since them came out alright and not retarded.

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        • Ellenna

          Assuming they existed, which they didn't, it was their sons who were related to each other and how they managed to reproduce no-one knows.

          Actually, your post is a good argument that you're right.

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          • COCKSUCKERS

            Regarding Adam and Eve , I just wanted to ask , if everyone out there that believes in god, why, oh why, do you hate incest ?
            Due to if you believed Adam and Eve began , then the human race is just one big happy family , coreect ?
            Then if incest is so bad we should of all died out ?

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            • charli.m

              Yes, but incest clearly produced your low functioning brain...

              Or perhaps it was bestiality.

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  • cinderellasundergarments

    Help,yeah you need help alright.

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  • Bobblehead323

    You aren't alone because I to want to be DEEP inside my grandmas old hairy hole Badly... the worst part is she bends over in front of me alot and all I can think about is taking her right there.. let me know if you have any success

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  • Ganondorf

    yeah maybe talk to a proffesional

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  • peterrabbyt69

    Fucking ones Mother or Sister is cool as far as I am concerned. Grandmothers give good head especially if they remove their teeth.

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  • disqus_pp2p23arh

    I might have tackled my mum once,if things had been a little different, I realy wanted to years ago, but id have drawn the line with grandma,. and as so many think sick ,perv, to me anyone you puts mummys undies etc on,& wanks, are only on the same track.

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  • Bighohnson

    Damn son u really need a role model in your life cause that shit is messed up

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  • silkspector

    Sounds like you need help something definitely not right

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  • Satan'sPinealGlandX

    Chop your dick off and eat it with sauerkraut.

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