How should i piss of my neighbors?

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  • Morgan_Freeman
    8 years ago | pl

    It's alright, I shit myself alllllll the time! it feels good. having that extra 20 pounds in your underwear....then when you sit down it flattens like a perfect little pancake. which got me thinking, i sat down on my shit and it made a flat, perfect circle, but my pancakes i make are never as perfect as my shit pancakes....so now i put the dough on my ass, and sit! it flattens out nicely and I have a perfect round pancake! why the fuck am i talkin about pancakes......oh well, titty sprinkles.

    Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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