How serious for you to stash something in your ass
How serious would a situation have to be for you to stash/hide something in your ass?
Large enough to be very uncomfortable but not physically damaging
Edit - If you don’t comment after telling me my rankings are trash I’m legally allowed to decide what goes up your ass and I’m choosing a Lego Pirates of the Caribbean set
1 - Don’t mind at all | 5 | |
2 - | 0 | |
3 - To avoid annoyances | 1 | |
4 - | 0 | |
5 - To avoid a fine | 5 | |
6 - | 4 | |
7 - To avoid jail time | 6 | |
8 - | 1 | |
9 - To save my life | 3 | |
10 - Never | 6 | |
These rankings are stupid | 11 |