Hun, I want ya to sit down. Look at me. Now you answer me straight: you think I'm fucking faking this engagement crap wit you??? I ain't got no time or beauty to waste, Jonathan Kyle. You better watch yourself! You already got me going on that stupid ring that I don't even want anymore! You can just give it to yo mamma, to you jap Kroger lady friend, to queerish, to your landlord, to that cracker lilly ass of yours, I don't care. I ain't takin' it.
Last time we talked you tell me you're gonna do better, be more romantic, pay more attention to me, show me you really want this as much as I do... and what do you do? Just like a man!! (guess the Parrish thing didn't change you much). Forget about it the next minute! You don't speak to me for days, then you write me a cute little note and throw it in the trash. Can you explain why I found THIS in our trash Johnny? Am I not worthy of your love, hun?
Are you ashamed of me? Omg, that's it! Because I talk too loud when we're fighting? That's so easy to solve. Be good to me... *smile* :)
Noooo!!! It told you the first day you were going to be my woman....forever. And i mean that. But why is it always about what i did! Don't think i didn't see you runnin around with that guy who gets high on flutters...yeah, there's a great influence. Oh, and i'm beginning to you
and ole' bear grylls are more than just friends like you claimed. And i guess queerish isn't strictly queerish huh? And i knew i should have burned that damn note, that's just like you snooping through my shit! I just can't put my heart out there for you to crush again. Oh, what am i saying, i can't live without you, you are my world, you give me purpose. When i see you smile it melts my heart...i..i..love you. And i want you back in my life..no, i need you in my life. Please baby don't do this to me...to us. I want to set a date for our wedding..no foolin this time.
Oh, here we go! Always with the "are you drunk jonny" shit! What i can't tell you i love you without you thinking i'm drunk? is that what this whole "keep you ring" shit is about? My drinking? Hell, i ain't had dui in 6 months, that's gotta count for somethin! Well hell, at least i ain't shootin up flutter! And you know what, maybe i have had a couple 13 drinks!
Oh, IF you want to reply do it at the bottom. i can barely read this shit on my iphone.
Awww c'mon baby. You know it ain't like that. The thing with queerrish was just something i needed to know about myself. And i've still been working on that ring..it's..it's tough out there. And what i'm i supposed to think when i offer the majority of my egg roll and you throw it back in my face, don't think i didn't eat it after you left. You know..you know you're my best girl right? I know things aren't easy right now but we're gonna do this......together. Now get over here and give me a hug. Hehe ;D
Well, I'm not going outside first. You go and start the car, I just came downstairs to get dressed. Maybe we can get something to eat and sober you up a bit. Hell, 6 months without a DUI, and, what a coincidence, also no "Your piece of meat in my vag". Let's go to that place they have those on the menu!! I'm dying for one of those!
Johnny? *lays hands on his folded arms at the bedroom door* When you saw me running around with flutterhigh, Bear Grylls, and queerish... we were doing a swimsuit relay race, silly! You have nothing to be jealous about, okay?
I'm sorry for yelling sweetheart. You know how defensive I can get about my drinking. But I'm working on it. And some meat in your vag sounds great. Just don't order a bigger piece than I can cook at home, you know how self conscious I am about my......cooking. I should have know you weren't screwing around on me, I just...I just get so crazy when I think about you hanging out with other guys. And it all makes sense now, leaving with the extra set of clothes, coming home exhausted and sweaty, the bikini tan. How could I have been so blind. I'm just so scared of losing you baby. I love you too, we're gonna make it. I'll be in the car, sugar.
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Aw, of course you can! *hugs* You don't even have to pretend! :) *hugs more*
But we have to talk, Jonathan Kyle. Ever since you went gay with Parrish, you never even so much as looked at me. :/
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Sup toots. Yes that comment was to you, I don't have any other running act fake fiancés on this site i'd miss. ;)
Good to see you didn't leave on me. I thought i was going to have to beg queerrish to take me back. Ha
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Hun, I want ya to sit down. Look at me. Now you answer me straight: you think I'm fucking faking this engagement crap wit you??? I ain't got no time or beauty to waste, Jonathan Kyle. You better watch yourself! You already got me going on that stupid ring that I don't even want anymore! You can just give it to yo mamma, to you jap Kroger lady friend, to queerish, to your landlord, to that cracker lilly ass of yours, I don't care. I ain't takin' it.
Last time we talked you tell me you're gonna do better, be more romantic, pay more attention to me, show me you really want this as much as I do... and what do you do? Just like a man!! (guess the Parrish thing didn't change you much). Forget about it the next minute! You don't speak to me for days, then you write me a cute little note and throw it in the trash. Can you explain why I found THIS in our trash Johnny? Am I not worthy of your love, hun?
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Noooo!!! It told you the first day you were going to be my woman....forever. And i mean that. But why is it always about what i did! Don't think i didn't see you runnin around with that guy who gets high on flutters...yeah, there's a great influence. Oh, and i'm beginning to you
and ole' bear grylls are more than just friends like you claimed. And i guess queerish isn't strictly queerish huh? And i knew i should have burned that damn note, that's just like you snooping through my shit! I just can't put my heart out there for you to crush again. Oh, what am i saying, i can't live without you, you are my world, you give me purpose. When i see you smile it melts my heart...i..i..love you. And i want you back in my life..no, i need you in my life. Please baby don't do this to me...to us. I want to set a date for our wedding..no foolin this time.
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U drunk Jonathan Kyle? *suspicious single eyebrow raise*
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Oh, here we go! Always with the "are you drunk jonny" shit! What i can't tell you i love you without you thinking i'm drunk? is that what this whole "keep you ring" shit is about? My drinking? Hell, i ain't had dui in 6 months, that's gotta count for somethin! Well hell, at least i ain't shootin up flutter! And you know what, maybe i have had a couple 13 drinks!
Oh, IF you want to reply do it at the bottom. i can barely read this shit on my iphone.
Awww c'mon baby. You know it ain't like that. The thing with queerrish was just something i needed to know about myself. And i've still been working on that ring..it's..it's tough out there. And what i'm i supposed to think when i offer the majority of my egg roll and you throw it back in my face, don't think i didn't eat it after you left. You know..you know you're my best girl right? I know things aren't easy right now but we're gonna do this......together. Now get over here and give me a hug. Hehe ;D
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Well, I'm not going outside first. You go and start the car, I just came downstairs to get dressed. Maybe we can get something to eat and sober you up a bit. Hell, 6 months without a DUI, and, what a coincidence, also no "Your piece of meat in my vag". Let's go to that place they have those on the menu!! I'm dying for one of those!
Johnny? *lays hands on his folded arms at the bedroom door* When you saw me running around with flutterhigh, Bear Grylls, and queerish... we were doing a swimsuit relay race, silly! You have nothing to be jealous about, okay?
I love you, sweets. Meet you at the car? :*
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I'm sorry for yelling sweetheart. You know how defensive I can get about my drinking. But I'm working on it. And some meat in your vag sounds great. Just don't order a bigger piece than I can cook at home, you know how self conscious I am about my......cooking. I should have know you weren't screwing around on me, I just...I just get so crazy when I think about you hanging out with other guys. And it all makes sense now, leaving with the extra set of clothes, coming home exhausted and sweaty, the bikini tan. How could I have been so blind. I'm just so scared of losing you baby. I love you too, we're gonna make it. I'll be in the car, sugar.
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What are you doing sleeping on that bed, Johnny Kyle?! Why aren't you in the car?
Aww...
Hey, scoot over, make room for me. Me so sleepy. Let's just cuddle and call it a night...? *eyes-closed smile* :)