How old is too old to hit the club?

I’ve asked a few people this and got wildly different answers, so what do you lot think?

At what age do you generally think people should stop hitting the nightclub?

23-24 2
25-26 0
27-28 0
29-30 3
31-32 1
33-34 0
35-36 5
37-38 4
39-40 0
40s 6
50s 15
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Comments ( 30 )
  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Birth.

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    • Avocadopeople

      Bahaha nice answer!

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  • Mammal-lover

    Clubs seem like terrible places

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I agree that they're terrible. There used to be two in my town. They were shut down due to all the drug deals and gang violence the places attracted.

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      • Mammal-lover

        Jesus. That's horrible

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Yeah, my town is full of jerks. XD

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  • litelander8

    Never. If you find “clubbing” entertaining, more power to you.

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  • Gabloo

    Never. its not about age. It’s about inner youth. If your having a good time that’s all that matters.

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  • McSorley

    People still go to those?

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Depends on the club.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I’d say discounting student clubs and the sort of “pub discos” aimed at older people. The middle ground clubs.

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  • SmokeEverything

    It depends on the person. Throw two 40 year olds in a club one might fit in and the other one looks like an old creep.

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  • KholatKhult

    40

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  • Somenormie

    I know this is an old post but no one is too old to hit the club.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I like this attitude

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  • Holzman_67

    I think any age is ok, but not necessarily comfortable. Like a confident, free spirited, good hearted, fun loving 58 year old would be welcomed in that environment if they were able to be comfortable in themselves and other people didn’t inflict ageism upon them. The problem with those things is that they’re often perceived through insecurity.

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  • Avocadopeople

    I'd say 50+. Clubs have people in their 40s still all over and no one usually finds it strange. I think over 50 is okay if you're in an over 50 club though which does exist.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Yeah that’s what I meant, regular clubs not aimed at older people.

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  • Fugazi,again

    Poppin bottles in the club
    Til the morning light
    And we don't stop
    Cos we on the floor
    In the club
    Poppin bottles on the floor
    Cos we dont stop poppin bottles
    In the club
    Til the morning light
    And we don't stop
    Cos we in the club

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  • raisinbran

    Depends. If you're wearing them, you're too old.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Wearing what?

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      • Avocadopeople

        Depends

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    • BleedingPain

      Ahahaha!

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  • Mehereok1

    Once your out of or heading for out of your 20s, stop the clubs. They're made for people who just turned 21, want to prove they can party, and are centers for incredibly-overpriced drinks. I hear people in their 30s or early 40s talking about club this or that at the sports bar I go to, and think..You need to grow up, settle down or whatever, but, you're too old to be woo-hooing it up at the loud club that, if you thought about it, you can't afford b/c you have responsibilities now and don't live at home to save money.

    One woman, who I like a lot and is beautiful and sexy, is into it, then, after she goes, complains about how loud it was, guys grabbing her ass all the time, people spilling drinks on her, cover charges, etc. She's not even 30 yet, and she's tired of it.

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  • SeashellSong

    All ages can dance to the rhythm of the sweet music. In my culture we sway to all sounds of life especially seashell songs.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    ill ask the maitre d next time im at the country club for mimosas

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  • leggs91200

    35 is just about the max age one should be going to clubs.

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    • Holzman_67

      I do enjoy dancing though, so its a good way to do that.

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    • Holzman_67

      I've been a few times as a 36 year old. I respect the age difference so I don't go sleazing on women 15 years my junior. It just leaves you feeling pretty vain and the whole thing seems superficial as an adult, you've already done all that partying as a younger person, as an older person the cynicism etc has crept in (not that I ever totally enjoyed clubs) but you just see them as a glorified room (sometimes not even that) with obnoxiously loud music and overpriced drinks. I don't make any effort to go to clubs, I prefer pubs, but sometimes on big nights I will end up at one and its just that, I feel I have a right to be there like any other paying customer in any establishment if I go there with respect for others. It's just that its tacky now.

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    I say 50, some in their 40's shouldn't be there either.

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