How often do you get drunk?

Im drunk now.

3-5 times a year

I brink a lot

I only get DRUNK like once every 1-2 weeks. Though I'll get buzzed (around 4 drinks) 1-3 times a week too.

Like 3 or 4 times a week.
Often around 12 beers or so.

only in the evenins

whaddya take me for some kinda lush?

I use to drink every night and it was becoming a problem for me as I was using it to cope with my mental illness. I have cut way back and now I drink maybe once or twice a month if at all.

Lately it's been about once every 35 years. When I was in my twenties and thirties it was a little more often. I guess I'm overdue, but after all this time without it and the fact that I keep forgetting things at my age, I might never get around to doing it again. If I did go on a good drunk it probably wouldn't cost much. Two or three beers should do it.