How often do you come across retarded people?

Every time I'm near mirrors or water there is one looking back at me

theyre all congressmen & senators

They're all online now.

You can have tests done to determine whether or not your child has a syndrome whilst it's still in the womb. A lot of women will get this test done and then abort if the baby has a syndrome. Perhaps that's why you see less of them now?

They've joined iin.

There are probably more women getting abortions when they find out their child has Down Syndrome. It's sad, but true.

I think they all moved underground into an elaborate series of bunkers and tunnels the government used to hide aliens in

well...you...

I want to move where you live.
I see them daily here.
Seriously though, I use the carlos mencia, and christopher titus standard.
Theres someone born a few cans short, But then theres the perfectly normal person that makes worse choices.
So, whos the retard?
1. The guy who smiles all the time, likes everyone, and gos ape shit for ice cream. But struggles with his ABCs.
OR
2. The High school, maybe college grad who gets to many tattoos to get hired.
Gets holes in his ear lobes big enough to stick a finger through.
Tries meth/heroine etc.
thinking he's the exception that can handle it.
Texts on his phone in traffic and causes an accident.
Theres plenty of retards today.
and a few folks who smile, and love ice cream.
So,,, which retard are you asking about?

Don't know who of them is more retarded - me being physical handicapped or them being total airheads - but I have some living in the same apartment. At least one thing should be clear the second one sets a foot into this place. Noone here is sane.

I came across you, so that's one for today

You've just come across me, so that's one for today.

AHEM! Thank good brother donteatstuffoffthesidewalk for the inspiration for the following beautiful rhyme.

I once drank a beer in my underwear
Southern heat in the air

I sit on my porch
Drive a truck not a Porche

Wife beater stained with dirt
Big ol' belly stuffin' this shirt

Slurpin' down a beer in my underwear
I wink when cousin June sees my ballsack hair

The only time you saw them frequently was when you were in school. Afterwards you only see one at low jobs.

To be fair the only reason why I put occasionally is the fact I see marines in the hospital I work at all the time. They are there for pretty retarded reasons. But I suppose they cant be called fully retarded just marine retarded. At that point I dont see the mentality challenged at all oddly enough.

One just now actually

Lots of LOW IQ people in negotiations these days. Mad Maxine, MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi, Pocahontas, the list is HUGE!

Some students seem unintelligent at first. But, when you give them a bit of extra attention and make a fuss of their successes, they prove you wrong pleasingly often. The problem is being able to create the space and time to do that...