How much do you appreciate your privates?

I'm a guy and I really like my penis! It makes me happy 81
I'm a guy and my penis is neutral for me. Just another part in my body 31
I'm a guy and I really hate my penis. It doesn't mean anything for me 8
I'm a girl and I do love my vagina a lot. It's pretty important for me 29
I'm a girl and it is another thing down there. Nothing to be proud 30
I'm a girl and I dislike my vagina so much! 8
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  • dinz

    Other.

    I'm a male and my penis forgotten it's other use other from urinating...

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    • VirgilManly

      Shake it up a bit.

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      • Shugaboom

        LOL!!!

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    • Shugaboom

      Well, at least is useful for one thing for you.

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  • green_boogers

    My penis loves proud vaginas. Girls be proud.

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    • Shugaboom

      lol

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    • megadriver

      +1
      Better to have girls appreciate my penis. They do the job much better than me XD

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      • Shugaboom

        Hahahahahahahaha nice answer!

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      • green_boogers

        Girl One. My vagina is OK.

        Girl Two. My vagina is awesome because it knows how
        to fuck. It's prouder that your vagina.

        Girl One. Alrighty then.

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  • kelili

    "I'm a girl and it is another thing down there. Nothing to be proud"

    This is hilarious.

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    • eastbeast

      Makes me wonder what else is down there.

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      • Shugaboom

        To imagine is for free! :)

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    • Shugaboom

      Yes, sure it is.

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  • anti-hero

    My penis is very appreciated and rewarded with a variety of cookies and cakes.

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    • Shugaboom

      Weird rewarding for a penis, but it's yours and you can give and do whatever you like with it!

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      • anti-hero

        Thanks for the permission.

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        • Shugaboom

          No. I didn't give you a permission, cause I am nobody to do that. I just agreed with you!

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Well dude, lets face it the penis is ugly it looks like a fucking sea creature without a shell. I don't know why chicks like flopping it their mouths but I couldn't imagine living my life without that.

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    • Shugaboom

      Hahahahahahahaha I think is not that ugly! It just pass a big part of the day hanging down there doing nothing, but I respect your opinion mate.

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    • lelouch82

      Dude.. I honestly couldn't agree more

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  • Anime7

    What's like to have a penis? Well it has its ups and downs.

    No but seriously, I enjoy it. I mean in times of great stress it can be an awesome stress reliever. However, it can also cause awkward situations for anyone unfortunate enough to look below when a pretty girl walks by, but I've develop some tricks to hide a boner. I also like to feel of it and how mines looks. But with this aside though, I have no basis for comparison. I have no idea what having a vagina is like, although it would be interesting to have one for like a month. But anyways, I'm happy having a penis.

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    • Shugaboom

      As you said, we cannot compare a vagina with a penis, cause we normally just have one at the time. But like you, I am happy having a penis, it is great! I would never change it.

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      • Anime7

        I would, give me a month in a women's body. Although I don't know how I would feel being a beautiful girl. I think it would still be interesting either ways, being ugly or being pretty.

        I respect your honesty in poll questions and how respectful you are of peoples opinions. Your posts are always fun to reply to.

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        • tripw7

          As you know, I have respect for your input and comments on nearly all that I see in this room. I think you would enjoy having the experience of having a women's body for a month. I would really be interested in what you would have to say about a penis inside your body. (I know you are not gay, so this would be a stretch of course.)
          Have you ever been in a situation where you would want to be closer to getting your penis in action.

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          • Anime7

            Actually one of the things that I think about is how a woman could enjoy having a penis inside her. I mean honestly if I was a girl I would be such a prude, hence why I try hard to not hit on girls and understand them. The idea of a penis being inside me now does not appeal to me. How in the world would that change if I was in a woman's body? Honestly, I don't blame girls who are like prudish and want to wait till marriage, I mean just the idea of having it inside me freaks me out. I would to like truly, truly, eh.......honestly I wouldn't even know if love would do it. Maybe the farthest I'd go is oral, but it would have to be with someone I trust, someone who I think like I connected with. Like a really good friend. Someone like my me.

            But really though, sex would be scary if I was a girl. I would probably just like try to find a lesbian girl to like live all my fantasies with. I figure that since I'm a girl I'd be less intimidating. A girl hitting on another girl is something that I think would throw some people off, but I think it would be possible to find a willing girl to enjoy having sex with (whatever that means to lesbian or bi-women). Either ways it'd be interesting.

            But the part that would have me interested is how I would be treated, I mean like in high school the girls that I knew/still know are very hypocritical when it comes to sex. If I casually brought up sex as a conversational topic, immediately I would be spurned and labeled a creep. But whenever they talked about it, it was suddenly alright, and in no way creepy. I mean I get that I'm a guy, so like I know people probably view me as a horndog already simply cause of that reason. But like if I was a girl I would bear the brunt of societal expectations. I go on my brothers tumblr sometimes, and whenever I go on there I hear a lot about how "oppressed" women are. I'm curious to know just how terribly oppressed women are, because I'm aware that men and women are socially not equal. But aside from social stuff, and pay rates, we're pretty equal. But again in social situations, how would I be viewed. As I am a women, would people think of my quirks as weird? I'm a pretty friendly guy, but I feel that if I were a girl I would have to be a little like Elsa from Frozen. I can't come off as too friendly simply because some people might interpret that as me hitting on them. But at the same time, I do want to treat people kindly. How can I talk about sex, without having a person wanting to hit on me? These are thoughts that run through my head whenever I contemplate being a girl. I think a lot of thoughts like these, which is why I try to be understanding of others, because I try so hard to place myself in their shoes.

            What do you mean when you say "a situation where you would want to be closer to getting your penis in action." You talking about if I'm a virgin or not? Cause I think it's infamously known on here that I haven't even kissed a girl yet.

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        • Shugaboom

          Thanks, I do my best to be respected and be respectful too.

          Also, I am glad you enjoy my polls.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    I think I have an ugly vagina (lips are kinda long) but it doesn't stop me from fucking my delicious boyfriend everyday.

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    • Shugaboom

      Well... Even you don't like too much it, it makes your boyfriend happy, and that counts!

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    • green_boogers

      I think I love you.

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  • lelouch82

    Honestly I personally could care less about my penis, but whatever. Aside from it being a sex symbol, it's not something that I'd like to obsess over..

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  • Diver2

    I like getting sucked off. My penis feels good when it is in another mans mouth or even a womans.

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  • 420boatdriver

    13 up 10 around cant hate that

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