How many toddlers do you think you can beat?

You wake up in an underground arena. On the other side there are a bunch of toddlers (+-6 years old) You only have your fists and everyday clothes. One of you gets to walk out alive: how many toddlers could you handle at once? You're fighting to the death and nothing is off limits. Go

1 toddler 2
2 toddlers 0
3 toddlers 1
4-7 toddlers 1
7-13 toddlers 0
13-20 toddlers 2
20+ toddlers 10
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Comments ( 14 )
  • AsterBean

    A 6 year old isn't a toddler. Generally toddlers are 1-3 years old. And depending on personal development, they can be 4, but usually you call that age a preschooler.

    And you don't have to fight a toddler to win, just outsmart. And toddlers aren't very smart. Just start a game of peek a boo and be gone.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    To quote the great Dale Gribble:

    Squirrel tactics!

    *climbs up a tree and gets the fuck out of there*

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  • dabadedabadie

    Pick up a toddler and swing it around as a weapon

    Or a midget

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    • LloydAsher

      Would a midget child be more or less deadly as a weapon. The big head might make them a worthy maul.

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    I mean a 6 year old is pretty damn weak. I'd kill them all

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  • Solarith

    Dafuk

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  • Somenormie

    If I were to fight some I could easy body them with taking their toys away while I tell them playtime is over.

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  • Anonnet

    6 isn't "toddler" age...
    Assuming I'm fighting a team of 6-year-olds, it depends on whether I could turn my feelings off. If I can't, I'd probably feel bad after the first one, so I could only take one.

    If I can turn my feelings off... well, I'm actually quite out of shape, so not much more than that. Probably 3 if I get in a good falcon kick. If they start biting me, I'm probably going down.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      They can punch you in the balls. I have a 3yo and he can actually do abit of damage like thag

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      • Anonnet

        Somehow, the more I think about this, the lower my chances of winning are. Hopefully the kids are fat, slow and nothing like the kids I grew up with when I was that age.

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  • RoseIsabella

    None.

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    • Solarith

      All

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  • Tinybird

    I doubt I could take on one to be honest

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Literally thousands

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