How many people live in your home?

With everyone going into quarantine I can see how a lot of people would become very bored or lonely. So, how many people would you be stuck with?

Live alone 10
2-3 people 25
4-6 people 20
7+ people 6
I don’t live in one area 1
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  • megadriver

    Just me and my girlfriend. Since university is cancelled for now she stays at home and I try to limit being close to other people as much as possible.

    But I refuse to be another idiot that fights for and hoards toilet paper. We have 6 rolls left and I will only go out and buy more when we are down to 2 rolls! XD

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      We always have a good 2 or 3 packs of toilet rolls on hand at all times, and this was long before the corona virus. You wouldn't be a dick for going out and buying one pack.

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      • leggs91200

        But if he went out and bought TWO packs, now that would paint a whole different picture!

        AND he would tell us about which of his Mercedes he drove to the store and all the recent mods he did to it but is holding off on other mods until he has saved enough money to buy a yacht for his parents so they can have a comfortable retirement.

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        • megadriver

          You're saying it like it's a bad thing... If I can afford to buy my parents a yacht that would be great. It means they'll have a comfortable retirement and so can I, since yachts can last forever with a bit of care XD

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    • Mammal-lover

      Dude just buy it now before it gets worse

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      • raisinbran

        Agree, better get it while you can. I've resorted to crumpled letter paper and grass.

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        • Mammal-lover

          Why not just use your hand? Get it wet first and it works pretty well

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        • leggs91200

          NOW I know what to do with all those damn letters that keep coming saying "We want to buy your house".

          TY raisinbran! (teary-eye'd)

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    • Aethylfritha

      Dont europeans all have bidets??

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      • megadriver

        No, I think it's more of an Italian and French thing... Outside of those two countries, bidets are kinda rare in Europe.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      And your gf won't need any toilet paper right ;)

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      • megadriver

        Of course not, you know girls don't poop right??? XD

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Dammit you missed the reference. That don't make male humans like they used to.

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    • happypill

      Agree. Anything else would be insane.
      But even if my left brain was out of power, this building has a stock of maybe 40 rolls or more so seeing that should remind me there's no need to spread more fear by hamstering toilet paper.

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    • --

      We have started hoarding can food, rice and pasta, not because of the virus but because of the people hoarding shit, we are worried there is not going to be enough left for us. Went to stupid market last night and almost all shelvs were empty

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      • megadriver

        Hoarding basic foods and bottled water I can understand, people get scared, but why toilet paper?!

        I mean how many times can a person shit in two weeks?! A single roll is enough for a whole week, or more if you live alone.

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        • Bazinga

          People are hoarding toilet paper because they cannot do the math, which is Rolls_required = (dumps per week) X (weeks_in_isolation) X (linear_feet per dump) / (linear_feet per roll).

          These morons make me laugh. While they're trying to find their ass, Ive been buying stocks at fire sales prices on the stock market. You're not a moron. Invest now while the opportunities are good.

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        • McSorley

          Hey, never underestimate the importance of good ass hygiene within the throws of mass global hysteria. You never know when you'll get the urge to moon a long line of panic buyers.

          What I really want to do is toilet paper someone's house across from a supermarket and watch everyone in line lose their shit.

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        • --

          yeah I dont understand toilet paper either, its not that important, I mean you can just quickly jump through the shower after shitting.

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      • happypill

        That's one damn problem that wouldn't be any problem if there were no hysterical people tweeting "our city is infected with corona" or some other bs.

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  • Cliche1234

    7 people. A big, loving, happy family where even the coronavirus themselves would feel like some miserable assholes for trying to infect us.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Just me, but my bf is over alot

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  • chuy

    this sounds like a question one of those annoying sensus people would ask me. So on that note, I refuse to answer said question....😝

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  • jodi1955

    why would you be bored, just because you are at home, thats some of the problem everyone is so intent on being entertained and not able to think or entertain their selves.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    4 people at the moment and one of my brothers might come back soon so that'd be 5.

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  • happypill

    We're 4 but I feel lonely anyway. Half these guys would prefer me gone though they dont openly admit it. Thats the price one pays for a good location with low rent and space shared among colleagues.
    Whatever, have to live with it now. At least I can easily infect them if they piss me off too much.

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  • leggs91200

    If they quarantine everyone, how is society going to function? I mean, goods and services still need to happen.

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  • bigbudchonga

    I live alone :'( but my mum, who I visit often, is currently self isolating, so I'm stuck round her house until Wednesday!

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  • raisinbran

    Alone in a cottage.

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  • KholatKhult

    4 People.
    Me, my fiancée, my sister in law and her son.

    I wouldn’t mind if we all got quarantined together.
    I get lonely really fuckin fast and my fiancée is doing her internship in medicine right now so she’s away way more than I like.
    My sister in law is always great to have around, she works maybe 20 hours a week at max, super sweet girl and she cooks like a pro.

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    • leggs91200

      I would eat food off a retirement home floor before I would get stuck with my now ex sister in law, she is a bitch.

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      • KholatKhult

        Lmfao I got lucky, I adore my sister in law.
        She’s a widow, my brother passed years ago, but I still just say sister in law. I took her and her son in around 3 years ago.
        Good girl.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      Is the sister in law hot? That sounds like the making of a silly porno movie. You could have a threesome with both at the same time 🤣.

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      • LloydAsher

        Kinda fucked up dude. I can see your attempt at humor, didnt land well. Good luck coming up with some hotter shit. 👍

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      • leggs91200

        Yeah but the porn would NOT include a hot guy delivering a pizza because the pizza place is now closed by the state over corona concerns.

        I um, I am sorry if that ruins anyone's fantasy :(

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          What about a thiccc chick in a hazmat suit and I pretend I have corona virus to get her to care for me. Then I seduce her as shes tryna quarantine me and I fuckin bend that bitch over the table and poke a hole in her suit with my throbbing cock and pound that bitch through her squeaky tight yellow suit while she moans through one of those goofy masks.

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          • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

            Genius

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              I'm already rolling in the dough. For being one of my early supporters I will wire you some cash I just need your info.

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      • KholatKhult

        Do you genuinely not understand that that’s a disrespectful comment to make or are you just trying to irritate me? Lame :P

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          Yeah i feel ya. I wouldnt smash my sister in law either

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