I like your sense of humour but a little degrading to the blonde. She would have used her teeth.
Its was as funny as a gasoline pump. The after effects weren't so funny as to goolies swelled to grape fruit size, egg plant colour and texture of rotten passion fruit. My slong made like a turtle and hid from sight for a week out of fright. He handled it really well until I look at a photo of my nuts and "SLOOK" my cock did an instant retreat into an orifice I didn't know existed.
How many nurses does it take to shave a fella's ball sack?
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I like your sense of humour but a little degrading to the blonde. She would have used her teeth.
Its was as funny as a gasoline pump. The after effects weren't so funny as to goolies swelled to grape fruit size, egg plant colour and texture of rotten passion fruit. My slong made like a turtle and hid from sight for a week out of fright. He handled it really well until I look at a photo of my nuts and "SLOOK" my cock did an instant retreat into an orifice I didn't know existed.
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Where did you learn to spell? What is "fark"?