3 if they're Polish. 1 to hold his sac taut, one to hold the razor firm and steady and the other to work the controls to move the hospital bed up and down.
I like your sense of humour but a little degrading to the blonde. She would have used her teeth.
Its was as funny as a gasoline pump. The after effects weren't so funny as to goolies swelled to grape fruit size, egg plant colour and texture of rotten passion fruit. My slong made like a turtle and hid from sight for a week out of fright. He handled it really well until I look at a photo of my nuts and "SLOOK" my cock did an instant retreat into an orifice I didn't know existed.
How many nurses does it take to shave a fella's ball sack?
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One if they're Mexican but they'll use a lawnmower.
Two if they're Polish, one to shave you and one to bury you after it fails.
Zero if they're French because the French don't shave.
One if they're Jewish but they'll cut your cock as well.
One if they're blonde, but she'll try to use scissors.
Sorry it all sounded like a joke to me.
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3 if they're Polish. 1 to hold his sac taut, one to hold the razor firm and steady and the other to work the controls to move the hospital bed up and down.
I like your sense of humour but a little degrading to the blonde. She would have used her teeth.
Its was as funny as a gasoline pump. The after effects weren't so funny as to goolies swelled to grape fruit size, egg plant colour and texture of rotten passion fruit. My slong made like a turtle and hid from sight for a week out of fright. He handled it really well until I look at a photo of my nuts and "SLOOK" my cock did an instant retreat into an orifice I didn't know existed.
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Where did you learn to spell? What is "fark"?
This is totally racist but I could not help but laugh.