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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago | pl

    What? Abandon ship? You're bloody kidding me right? Are you? That was a harmless joke right? Right? Of course it was. It has to be a joke. You wouldn't dare leave us. I get the joke now. Funny ha ha *gives deathly glare*

    *secretly glues self to your right leg just in case*

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    • disthing
      8 years ago | pl

      8000!

      Goodbye!

      I hope everyone has fun riding the turbulent waves of IIN without me. May the trolls keep trolling, the incest fanatics keep incest-ing, the frequent masturbators keep masturbating, and those kind bright-sparks who offer their undivided attention to people with the weirdest of dilemmas keep doing what they do best.

      *Chops off legs* Sorry RawSodium and kingofcarrotflowers - like a salamander, I can regrow my limbs! Or at least... I think I can. My mother always taught me that if I want it to happen enough, it'll come true. So even though I'm losing a lot of blood and I'm feeling kinda dizzy, I'm sure if I wriggle hard enough in this direction, a couple of new legs will pop out... Any moment now... Look at alllll that blood...

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      • TrustMeImLying
        8 years ago | pl

        Well there it is. I'll sincerely miss opening posts, coming across a comment by you and knowing even before reading it that there was a high chance I'd like or agree with what you say. Out of all the users here whose username starts with dis and ends with thing, you're my favorite one! I swear! I've never said that to anyone.

        But in all seriousness, you're one of the most pleasant and brightest minds on here for me. And as much as I'd want you to still hang around, or return after a brief hiatus, if staying away pushes you to better things then by all means *unstraps self to your cut-off leg*

        And if you think this comment is too over the top and embarrassing for you, GOOD. It's just the appetizer. If/when you do come back, be ready for full-fledged REVENGE

        *tips hat*

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      • charli.m
        8 years ago | pl

        Nooooo :(

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago | pl

        We'll miss you for the few days that you can stay away.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago | pl

        We never had sex. I respect you for that.

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      • Shackleford96
        8 years ago | pl

        It has been good having you here, friend :)

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago | pl

        Goodbye old chum. See you tomorrow.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        * wipes away a tear and salutes *

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      • Legion
        6 years ago | pl

        Two years later, this still stands as his last post. I had no idea

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago | pl

      Dibs on left leg!

      Now he'll really struggle to get away,

      Hmm actually I should rephrase that, sounds a bit......rapey

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