How long is your penis

Let me get out my magnifying glass and the tweezers and measure it. I'll get right back to you.

My dick is not very long or very thick, I imagine it is of normal length and girth, but seriously I do not give a fuck, it has given me immense pleasure over the years so I love it just fine!

Where's the 7"-8" option?
Not that I'm in it anyway...

Isn't this kind of like making a post asking women how much they weigh?

5.5 inches, hard

I plan to get mine removed :)

A mans penis means alot to him maybe edit the post and cut those inches half