How long is your morning routine?

My morning routine takes as long as I want it to, because I am happily retired.

my mourning routine is never more than a couple seconds really. after a victim dies, i tend not to mourn for too long before the sex.

weird question though. thought i was the only one!

my morning routine:

lie in bed a for a while

put in contacts, comb hair

force a shit and weigh self

i have to take a shower where i shamppo rinse shampoo rinse, condition, cleanse, exfoliate, clean ears and armpits, scrape tongue, brush teeth and vagisil

then tone matify moistureise and fake tan my face.

then root lift, thermal protect, moisturise, volumise, silkify, dry, straighten hair.

then foundation, concealer, bronzer, blush, highlight, contour, eyeshadow, eyebrows, eyeliner, curl lashes, mascara, lipstick, lipliner, lipgloss

perfume, get dressed, get accessories

get bag ready

cook eggs toast and coffeee, eat

thats about 2 hours...is this too much? im goint to turn this into a seperate question actually.

20 min shower, 10 min breakfast, 10 min toilet, 10 min getting ready in bathroom, 5 min getting dressed, gone cba to add it up

13 minutes 47 seconds, then it's off to work!

depends on the season..what im gonna do that day