How long does it take you to...?

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Just gonna be straight up about this - how long does it take you to take a poo/poop? I mean the actually pushing it out, not the wiping. Just the getting it out of your body. How long does that part take, on average?

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago | pl

    It depends.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    That's a shitty question to ask.

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  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago | pl

    One minute or less. I consume a lot of vegetables and fiber, so I'm out of the can faster than you can say any one of Robbie's famous quotes.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    10 years ago | pl

    I have actually never thought about that...
    I guess it depends on mass and consistency.

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  • ac05
    9 years ago | pl

    for me, it takes max 5 minutes. I only need about 30 seconds to push all the turds out. the rest of the time i try to push out small parts that didn't come out and wipe my anus.

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  • KingRabbit
    10 years ago | pl

    Sometimes I pee for longer.

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  • (s)aint
    10 years ago | pl

    Usually under one minute, if it's a bad poop it can take longer and hurt :c

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago | pl

      No dump is bad. I sharted laughing at your comment

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      • (s)aint
        10 years ago | pl

        HAHAH.

        A dump is bad if:

        You feel that it's too big, there is no turning back and you know that it HAS TO GET OUT. So you quietly whine to yourself, grab a hold of your knees ans then just PUSH.

        Then you have to wipe your ass and look at the minor bloodstains :C

        I got descriptive for your amusement btw, you are welcome<3

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  • tuvwxyz
    10 years ago | pl

    Depends if theres any good magazines in there to read or just old ones.

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  • [email protected]
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm waiting for them to make it an olympic sport.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    This one time, I spent almost an hour in the toilets at The Cheesecake Factory. That was after I ate my meal there. I don't recommend their food. The cake is out of this world.

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  • MysticLane
    10 years ago | pl

    mine usually take a lot longer than other peoples take. My brother has the same problem, except it usually takes him anywhere from a half hour to an hour. mine isnt that long but i know that the problem runs in my family

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