wow dumb, but hilarious. How many blondes does i take to screw in a light bulb? Infinite-DOesnt matter, it will never get done. lol. A young boy with dyslexia walked into a bra. lmfao!!! How many retards does it take? HAHAHAHAAAA!!!! .... How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb. 7. 1 to take the photographic memory. 2 to draw the design of how to do it, 3 to craft the ladder, 4 the dumbass that unscrews the lightbulb and puts another one in not realizing the pain of it til afterwards because they didnt turn off he switch. lol. 5 the perfector that realines the bulb correctly. 6 the supervisor that goes deeerr yaaah!!! and 7, the one that says, hey shouldn't we turn off he light bulb before we start the project, not even realizing they finished. HAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!
I wouldnt even have thot of this sik joke if it wasnt for this stupid poll to make me realize how retards affects our minds and community. lol. now im a worser ass than b4. lol... So one time at BK, there were these 2 retards, a boy and girl. and the guy is sitting cross legged and the girl says, "what are u doing, u cant cross your legs, undo them", boy-"I'm at Burger King, I can have it my way!" HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
u really suck at them. ur not creative at all. jokes have a punch line, they dont all just end in dumb noises. such as, a black and mexican are in a car. WHose driving? Your answer would be VRROOOM VROOM VROOOM!!!.... it just doesnt work that way. Btw, it was the cop. lol!!! U gotta b creative, not lame. and lame technically means out of style or not being able to use a limb, not retard. but later they added lame-brain as a definition because of all the slang ppl used off of being lame, such as ur so lame, or in bak in day words, u suk ur like a guy w/o a working arm... so yah ur lame!
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Retard jokes just don't work very well. For example:
"So, this retard walked into bar. He sat at one of the bar stools, motioned for the bartender to come over, and said... UUUUURRRRR!"
"How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A whole fucking lot."
"How do you know Abraham was a retard? Because he came from UUUUURRRRR!"
See what I mean?
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I don't know how many retards it takes, but it takes 3 Polacks. 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
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wow dumb, but hilarious. How many blondes does i take to screw in a light bulb? Infinite-DOesnt matter, it will never get done. lol. A young boy with dyslexia walked into a bra. lmfao!!! How many retards does it take? HAHAHAHAAAA!!!! .... How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb. 7. 1 to take the photographic memory. 2 to draw the design of how to do it, 3 to craft the ladder, 4 the dumbass that unscrews the lightbulb and puts another one in not realizing the pain of it til afterwards because they didnt turn off he switch. lol. 5 the perfector that realines the bulb correctly. 6 the supervisor that goes deeerr yaaah!!! and 7, the one that says, hey shouldn't we turn off he light bulb before we start the project, not even realizing they finished. HAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!
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I wouldnt even have thot of this sik joke if it wasnt for this stupid poll to make me realize how retards affects our minds and community. lol. now im a worser ass than b4. lol... So one time at BK, there were these 2 retards, a boy and girl. and the guy is sitting cross legged and the girl says, "what are u doing, u cant cross your legs, undo them", boy-"I'm at Burger King, I can have it my way!" HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
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Stfu
u really suck at them. ur not creative at all. jokes have a punch line, they dont all just end in dumb noises. such as, a black and mexican are in a car. WHose driving? Your answer would be VRROOOM VROOM VROOOM!!!.... it just doesnt work that way. Btw, it was the cop. lol!!! U gotta b creative, not lame. and lame technically means out of style or not being able to use a limb, not retard. but later they added lame-brain as a definition because of all the slang ppl used off of being lame, such as ur so lame, or in bak in day words, u suk ur like a guy w/o a working arm... so yah ur lame!
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I said stfu