How do you wipe your bum?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    I go with my dad's advice (for once):

    Nebuchadnezzar, King of the Jews
    Wiped his arse on the Evening News
    The paper was thin, and his finger went in
    Nebuchadnezzar, King of the Jews

    I'm sure other arse-wiping polemics exist, though.

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