How do you wipe your ass?

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  • i do a double backflip.

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    • Fail. I do a triple backflip, then I wipe my arse while doing the splitz.

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    • hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me 2

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  • On a live swan's neck.

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    • Black swan... I mean brown

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    • Didn't some famous French philosopher come up with that?

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      • Hehe, close. Rabelais came up with loads of ideas and said the best was a goose's neck. I upgraded to swan. :D

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        • Ooh, classy. Sounds like something Bjork would think of, if you ask me.

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  • With toilet paper, stupid!

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  • Levatating

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  • my butler wipes my ass for me, so you might want to ask him.

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  • Repetitive question is getting repetitive.

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  • leaning to one side, wiping front to back then back to front, then front to back

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  • With old five pound notes.

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  • Been done before dude

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  • I wipe my ass on the face of the idiot that asked this.

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  • Is this a real question?

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  • Face down ass up thats the way I ... wipe my butt.

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  • Lmao, these answers.

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  • Front to back so my balls don't get shit on them...

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  • I actually have a problem wiping from front to back if you ask me it's kinda hard to do :S

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  • I wipe the royal flush normal: sitting down in the toilet and I wash my hands with soap and never make mistakes.

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  • Hey Faceless:

    Thank-you ever so much for stating my response for me, that was a PERFECT RESPONSE!!!!!!!

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    • Hello

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      • Hello to you hope you having yourself a great remaining portion of this week since it is already Friday. Plus also have yourself a really pleasant and relaxing weeksend. :D

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  • if I'm at a public restroom, its squatting. but other than that I do it sitting down

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  • Hahaha! Why do people ask questions like these?

    In person I was asked this question once.

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  • use a toliet paper & go behind your ass & wipe duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make sure you clean your asshole completely clean! :X

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