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i do a double backflip.
Fail. I do a triple backflip, then I wipe my arse while doing the splitz.
Totally dig your response sir, it is totally awesome. :D
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On a live swan's neck.
Black swan... I mean brown
Didn't some famous French philosopher come up with that?
Hehe, close. Rabelais came up with loads of ideas and said the best was a goose's neck. I upgraded to swan. :D
Ooh, classy. Sounds like something Bjork would think of, if you ask me.
With toilet paper, stupid!
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my butler wipes my ass for me, so you might want to ask him.
Repetitive question is getting repetitive.
leaning to one side, wiping front to back then back to front, then front to back
With old five pound notes.
Been done before dude
I wipe my ass on the face of the idiot that asked this.
Is this a real question?
Face down ass up thats the way I ... wipe my butt.
Lmao, these answers.
Front to back so my balls don't get shit on them...
I actually have a problem wiping from front to back if you ask me it's kinda hard to do :S
I wipe the royal flush normal: sitting down in the toilet and I wash my hands with soap and never make mistakes.
Hey Faceless:
Thank-you ever so much for stating my response for me, that was a PERFECT RESPONSE!!!!!!!
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Hello to you hope you having yourself a great remaining portion of this week since it is already Friday. Plus also have yourself a really pleasant and relaxing weeksend. :D
if I'm at a public restroom, its squatting. but other than that I do it sitting down
Hahaha! Why do people ask questions like these?
In person I was asked this question once.
use a toliet paper & go behind your ass & wipe duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make sure you clean your asshole completely clean! :X