How do you wipe if You have to shit in the woods

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  • If you're in a country with naturally-occurring geysers then I'd suggest standing astride on and waiting for "Nature's Bidet" to do its work.

    If you're not in such a country, you wipe yourself with nettles, cry a little, and think about moving to a country with naturally-occurring geysers.

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