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  • I suspect it’s their fetish, they like imagining us anonymous internet people mopping up our sloppy stinky poo like the dirty sluts we are...

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        • Bahahahahaha work it in there any time it comes up. I know I will.

          & dude, sorry, I forgot to hit you up, since I was about to be ungilded like a fucking peasant, but I feel I need to address the serious concern you expressed.

          I don't know if she's real. She is here; she's here live...she could be a lawyer of some sort, in which case she owes me some rent money.

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          • Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this.

            I feel like before we were like the Wizard of Oz, but not the regular Wizard of Oz, a legit wizard of Oz and with sunglasses.

            Now our shadow operations have been relegated to some public spectacle like executions and sidewalk sex outside the Dollar General. I feel like we've lost CIA-like abilities.

            This must be how Trump feels right now. I'm going to go take a shower in sulphuric acid.

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