How do you wipe?

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  • KholatKhult
    3 years ago | pl

    How would you wipe standing up?
    When you stand up your buttcheeks go together

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    • JellyBeanBandit
      3 years ago | pl

      You don't fully stand up, you just hover over the seat.

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      • Aethylfritha
        3 years ago | pl

        But why not just stay sitting?

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        • JellyBeanBandit
          3 years ago | pl

          It's awkward. The toilet seat's in the way. I'd have to reach in through my legs and then my dick's in the way. And then some urine might dribble onto my hand when it brushes past my dick. So I just don't see how you could have as thorough a wipe if you stayed sitting.

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          • Aethylfritha
            3 years ago | pl

            Lol my husband does that too i always thought it was funny. I use a squirt bottle and toilet paper. Girls wipe back to front.
            edit: front to back

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            • Boojum
              3 years ago | pl

              "Girls wipe back to front."

              Say what? When it came time to toilet-train our daughter, every source of advice on this emphasised that girls must be taught to wipe front to back, since this reduces the chance of faecal bacteria getting into the vagina - which is definitely not a Good Thing.

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      3 years ago | pl

      You bend over as if your bouta get fucked

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