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an other fool who does not even know how to masturbate...?
shame on you.
ask this query to ur father

1. Remove pants.
2. Think about or look at something sexy.
3. Though your genitals in a way the feels good.
Repeat 2 and 3.

Shove a pencil up your dick-hole and if you're a girl shove a jar up your pussy.