How do you like your poops?

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I don't want to color this very scientific survey with my opinion.

Wetter than a nun in a Jacuzzi on spring break 3
Harder than a virgin man that first matched on tinder 17
Just medium and uneventful like a rural politician 35
How dare you ask, poop is private! 12
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  • panter411
    5 years ago | pl

    God has left and he is not coming back.

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    • Boojum
      5 years ago

      Nonsense. He's hanging in the bathrooms, checking out the poops.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        5 years ago

        Don't call me god. I'm just the feces Jesus, or Allah if you like it painful.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    I love those mornings when I squeeze out 2-footer, feel like a million bucks afterwards.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Diarrhea feels sooo good coming out. But it's noisy and incredibly messy.

    Medium still feels moderately good, and it's how healthy poop is supposed to be, so I voted that.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    I enjoy fibrous, clean exit poops.

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    • McBean
      5 years ago

      I've been mixing a tablespoon of vanilla yogurt with the water before I add the Metamucil. Feels real good going down.

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  • MrsEdGein
    5 years ago

    Rock solid so I get poop chills and there is hardly any wiping needed which mine are like 70% of the time. Pooping is fun well for me anyway XD

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    • raisinbran
      5 years ago

      you need more fiber in your diet

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        You are the expert

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    Out of me... Preferably not with a splash that gets my ass wet.

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    • StudWithoutU
      5 years ago

      Poseidon's Kiss. xD

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  • Track0000
    5 years ago

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

    plop

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Well done.

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Long a fat. They feel yhe best and clean me put

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  • gavin2885
    5 years ago

    I like my poops hard so that there is less wiping involved.
    But I like to pee a lot, because it’s almost orgasmic when I do.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Please don't bring urination into our serious inquiry

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      • StudWithoutU
        5 years ago

        This guy is killing me. xD

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I like it when you eat a lot of corn. I deliberately don't flush so the next person gets an eye full

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    • StudWithoutU
      5 years ago

      You shit head. xD

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  • StudWithoutU
    5 years ago

    I shit you not, (heh) I took a shit... I wanna say three weeks ago now, and it was in the shape of a P.
    I laughed so hard when I saw it.
    It was one of those long unending ones, so it hand to take a roundabout on the way out that gave it the P shape.

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