How Do You Jack Off? (Male)

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  • underager
    11 years ago | pl

    I take a melon and hollow out a knob-sized hole long enough for my penis. In fact, I make the hole a little tighter than I need so it feels like a tight pussy.

    Then, I fill the hole with canned squirty cream.

    Dive into that little lot and cum and it's delicious too - no fishy pussies for me!!!!

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    • Samson
      11 years ago | pl

      Wow you are all set. Don't even bother having REAL sex you will always have your melon.

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