How do you jack off? (male)

With my hand.

standing up

Whilst running.

I jack off in every way. I can even suck my own cock. XD

I take a melon and hollow out a knob-sized hole long enough for my penis. In fact, I make the hole a little tighter than I need so it feels like a tight pussy.

Then, I fill the hole with canned squirty cream.

Dive into that little lot and cum and it's delicious too - no fishy pussies for me!!!!

Kneeling down? Lol.

With my mouth
Just kidding I use my hand sitting or laying down.