How do you get drunk quickly

Sticking a vodka soaked tampon up my ass.

Just drink a lot in a short amount of time.
Drinking on an empty stomach is just stupid because you will get sick.
The point of getting drunk isn't to get sick.
It is important to eat and drink lots of water while drinking so you do not get a hang over.
You will still get drunk and you will also feel good.
Being drunk is only fun if you feel good.

Yes i drink much cobra

Beer bong to the butt hole yo!.

Shots.
I generally don't drink cheap liquor (usually, I go for moderately priced stuff like Gray Goose, Patron on the more pricey side, etc.), but yesterday, I saw some Pink Lemonade UV (vodka) at the grocery store and had to try it.

I have been taking shots of the UV with some Berry kids Lemonade. Oh. My. God. Fucking delicious.

Drinking on an empty stomach after a good run gets me drunk on the first pint.

I don't enjoy drinking too quickly or on an empty stomach. Even if you want to get drunk quickly, you still want to be in control of how drunk you're getting. It's all about choosing the right drink. There's a mixed drink called a Blackbeard, which is Guinness + Coke + Amaretto + Spiced Rum. You can have all those ingredients in equal parts, or with less booze and more coke. It's a flexible recipe. You get a really smooth, tasty, masculine, down-able cocktail that can get you drunk despicably fast. I also recommend shots or straight drinks of Pernod, sambuca, good vodka or a honey liqueur. I don't usually use a mixer, but if I do it's energy drink with vodka which also works really well.

tequila with a splash of lemonade. Slam the glass on the table so it fizzes and down the lot. 5 of those and you're ready for anything.

Being bad at beer pong

I just drink beer.

With my butt.

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empty stomache and shots of vodka. I worked at a vinegar company who made vinegar for commercial grade food companies and we also distilled ethanol for our white wine vingear. shit was 191 proof or roughly 90% booze. shit smelled like rubbing alcohol an puts moonshine to shame. strong shit !!!!

My brother won a tequila drinking competition in the Seychelles a couple of years ago. I know that this has nothing to do with the post but it reminds me of this.

I think it's built into you, its said people with dark eyes, and also left handers have a lower tolerance to alcohol. I am left handed and dark eyed, and get smashed on literally one alcoholic beverage.

Don't drink often so you don't build a tolerance.

A friend of mine told me it depends on weight.

Tequila!

Create and Inhale alcohol fumes, easy to do and it works. Feels bad for the lungs though only done it twice for that reason.

Drink it neat and quickly.

Buffalo

If you drink on an empty stomach you can tell you've had some haha. Well I can :O

Do the math. Dehydrate yourself, and throw 'em back.