I don't flush. I like to leave a big, brown turd in the pan every time. Smear a bit here and there for a chocolatey grass effect.
But on a serious note, I flush using the inside of my asshole. What I do is, I shove the handle up my ass and BAM! No shit stains in my undies and a lovely shit free toilet.
Nah, I actually just use my hand with a bit of toilet paper as a poop shield.
How do you flush in public restrooms?
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I don't flush. I like to leave a big, brown turd in the pan every time. Smear a bit here and there for a chocolatey grass effect.
But on a serious note, I flush using the inside of my asshole. What I do is, I shove the handle up my ass and BAM! No shit stains in my undies and a lovely shit free toilet.
Nah, I actually just use my hand with a bit of toilet paper as a poop shield.
Dee
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