You should be so lucky as to be retired on a yacht when you get here, rather than being washed by some attendant in some crummy state run old age home, because you are incontinent and incapable.
You have so little to look forward to after a life of minimum wage jobs.
Dear old mummy's been dead for many a year, thank you very much for askin. Kinda hard to say hi to a dead woman.
As for where I live, you don't believe that basement crap any more than anyone else on here, you are just jealous because your life is shit.
No, I actually do believe it. Perhaps not the specific details, as in you literally living in your mother's basement, but the idea that you lie about your present circumstance, yes I believe that 100%.
Then I must thank you for thinking I am such an incredibly intelligent person.
It would take an incredibly intelligent and together person to keep a lie like that going, mistake free, for over two years. Think of the logistics necessary to see that I never contradicted myself about the boat, the islands I visit and all that goes into maintaining such a complicated lie for so long.
Even considering that I am retired, I don't think I would have the time to do all that, plus what makes you think fooling dumbasses like you and all the other stupid doubters is worth that time and effort to me?
So, I'll just accept that you think I am an incredibly intelligent person, able to perpetrate this hoax with such ease. Thank you.
"I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam!"
No, it wouldn't take an especially intelligent person to repeat over and over "I live on a boat in the Caribbean and have a young wife". What possible inconsistencies could you possibly run into repeating the same one sentence on an internet forum? If you wanted to say something that would be in direct contradiction with your story, you could just say it from a different user name.
Even if there was something you said that didn't jive 100% perfect with something you said 6 months before, it is unlikely anyone would remember or notice. Because you can only see a users last 20 or so comments, when someone comments as much as you, you really can't check what that said more that a couple days ago. So even if you think you remember they said something to the contrary a while ago, checking and confirming that suspission is not so easy.
If this was a real world scenario where people could see you and really knew you, I would see your point. But on an internet forum, that is no point at all. However, if you really believe that a high level of intelligence is required for such an easy task, I would agree that does speak volumes as to the level of your own intelligence.
I also think it is worth noting that the whole reason we are having this conversation is I made a joke about shitting on a not especially comment you made about taking your morning shit. But, because that is who you are, you had to take it seriously and personally, and respond with your usual round of insults and anger. Maybe I would find it easier to believe you are 68 if you didn't always act like a spoiled child.
How do you feel about bisexuality?
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I'm super impressed buddy. Say hi to your mom for me the next time you pop up from the basement for a snack.
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Dear old mummy's been dead for many a year, thank you very much for askin. Kinda hard to say hi to a dead woman.
As for where I live, you don't believe that basement crap any more than anyone else on here, you are just jealous because your life is shit.
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No, I actually do believe it. Perhaps not the specific details, as in you literally living in your mother's basement, but the idea that you lie about your present circumstance, yes I believe that 100%.
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Then I must thank you for thinking I am such an incredibly intelligent person.
It would take an incredibly intelligent and together person to keep a lie like that going, mistake free, for over two years. Think of the logistics necessary to see that I never contradicted myself about the boat, the islands I visit and all that goes into maintaining such a complicated lie for so long.
Even considering that I am retired, I don't think I would have the time to do all that, plus what makes you think fooling dumbasses like you and all the other stupid doubters is worth that time and effort to me?
So, I'll just accept that you think I am an incredibly intelligent person, able to perpetrate this hoax with such ease. Thank you.
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No, it wouldn't take an especially intelligent person to repeat over and over "I live on a boat in the Caribbean and have a young wife". What possible inconsistencies could you possibly run into repeating the same one sentence on an internet forum? If you wanted to say something that would be in direct contradiction with your story, you could just say it from a different user name.
Even if there was something you said that didn't jive 100% perfect with something you said 6 months before, it is unlikely anyone would remember or notice. Because you can only see a users last 20 or so comments, when someone comments as much as you, you really can't check what that said more that a couple days ago. So even if you think you remember they said something to the contrary a while ago, checking and confirming that suspission is not so easy.
If this was a real world scenario where people could see you and really knew you, I would see your point. But on an internet forum, that is no point at all. However, if you really believe that a high level of intelligence is required for such an easy task, I would agree that does speak volumes as to the level of your own intelligence.
I also think it is worth noting that the whole reason we are having this conversation is I made a joke about shitting on a not especially comment you made about taking your morning shit. But, because that is who you are, you had to take it seriously and personally, and respond with your usual round of insults and anger. Maybe I would find it easier to believe you are 68 if you didn't always act like a spoiled child.