You should be so lucky as to be retired on a yacht when you get here, rather than being washed by some attendant in some crummy state run old age home, because you are incontinent and incapable.
You have so little to look forward to after a life of minimum wage jobs.
Dear old mummy's been dead for many a year, thank you very much for askin. Kinda hard to say hi to a dead woman.
As for where I live, you don't believe that basement crap any more than anyone else on here, you are just jealous because your life is shit.
No, I actually do believe it. Perhaps not the specific details, as in you literally living in your mother's basement, but the idea that you lie about your present circumstance, yes I believe that 100%.
Then I must thank you for thinking I am such an incredibly intelligent person.
It would take an incredibly intelligent and together person to keep a lie like that going, mistake free, for over two years. Think of the logistics necessary to see that I never contradicted myself about the boat, the islands I visit and all that goes into maintaining such a complicated lie for so long.
Even considering that I am retired, I don't think I would have the time to do all that, plus what makes you think fooling dumbasses like you and all the other stupid doubters is worth that time and effort to me?
So, I'll just accept that you think I am an incredibly intelligent person, able to perpetrate this hoax with such ease. Thank you.
"I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam!"
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No surprise. At your age that requires a lot of planning and a lot of fiber.
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I'll take a double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles.
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I'm super impressed buddy. Say hi to your mom for me the next time you pop up from the basement for a snack.
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Dear old mummy's been dead for many a year, thank you very much for askin. Kinda hard to say hi to a dead woman.
As for where I live, you don't believe that basement crap any more than anyone else on here, you are just jealous because your life is shit.
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No, I actually do believe it. Perhaps not the specific details, as in you literally living in your mother's basement, but the idea that you lie about your present circumstance, yes I believe that 100%.
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Then I must thank you for thinking I am such an incredibly intelligent person.
It would take an incredibly intelligent and together person to keep a lie like that going, mistake free, for over two years. Think of the logistics necessary to see that I never contradicted myself about the boat, the islands I visit and all that goes into maintaining such a complicated lie for so long.
Even considering that I am retired, I don't think I would have the time to do all that, plus what makes you think fooling dumbasses like you and all the other stupid doubters is worth that time and effort to me?
So, I'll just accept that you think I am an incredibly intelligent person, able to perpetrate this hoax with such ease. Thank you.
"I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam!"